December 16, 2008 → The Top Ten Resignation Quotes – Astroboy
- Hunter Lizie – Garbage collector: “Ayoko na! Gusto ko na ng malinis na trabaho.”
- GorgeousF8 – An officemate once told our boss: “Simula ngayon, wala nang bading sa team mo! Mga babae nalang na mukhang bading!”
- McDenzel – “I quit. Now na.”
- Jedi Mstr – “I quit! It’s irrevocable…and very negotiable!”
- SPY Shadow – “Personalan ‘to, hindi lang trabaho!”
- Acer – “I resign. And expect me to be your future competition.”
- SC – “You’re like sandpaper. You scratch & hurt your employees. But in the end, we end up p0lished & you end up useless.”
- MRD – My boss told me when I was resigning: “Give me 10 good reasons why you should leave.” I told him: “No, YOU give ME 10 reasons why I should stay.”
- No name: “I quit. I love you.”
- Cocojam – “Sir uunahan ko na kayo: Im always late! Absent! Caught sleeping on the job! Im fired!”
- Greg – “Sir, please let me go. I don’t want to end up like you.”
- Geyp – “THAT’S IT! I’VE HAD ENOUGH! IDEDEMANDA KO KAYO! IKAKALAT KO SA MEDIA ANG BAHO NG KUMPANYANG ITO! Joke! Resign na lang ako, pwede?”
- Frederique – “You can’t fire me if I quit! Therefore, I quit!”
- Espeks – Hand over the resignation letter and say: “I know you envy me.”
- Dru – When my VP asked why I was resigning, I said: “Either I go or she (my boss) does. Since the 2nd is unlikely, I quit.”
- Specialist – “Hindi BS Coffee-making ang tinapos ko para utusan niyo ko ng ganyan.”
- Jedi Mstr – “This place doesn’t feel like home anymore.”
- Philip Ivan Oliver – “The company and I do not deserve each other.”
- The Wanderer – “This is not the place for smart people. That’s why I’m leaving…and that’s why you’re staying.”
- Legendary – “One man’s trash is another man’s teasure.”
- Loi Pogi/Kid Bukid – Balut vendor: “Sawang-sawa na ko sa kaka-hawak sa mga itlog niyong mababaho!”
FROM: Strange Fruit by Chico Garcia
http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com/
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