FILLED OF THINGS THAT WERE DONE IN FIRST 100 DAYS IN DENMARK (DAY 60)

DAY 60 – July 17, 2009

FROM THE TOP TEN of CHICO GARCIA

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One of the easiest to bungle up is responding to “I love you”, especially if the feeling is not mutual. I remember being with someone I didn’t love (besides I was young then and infinitely immature), and I didn’t want to lie, so I found 101 ways to avoid saying “I love you too”. I was told “I love you” so many times, but like the cad that I was, I thwarted each attempt with some lame change-of-topic or whatever. If you’re wondering what I was doing being in a relationship with someone I didn’t love, I have two words for you: peer pressure.

November 21, 2008 → The Top Ten Worst Things To Say After Someone Tells You, “I Love You…” – SC

1. Cutie Girl – “Alam ba ‘to ng asawa mo?”
2. Gary/FK Gurl – “Ano, sex nanaman!?!”
3. No name – “I love you too…charing!”
4. Jhoy/Jun13 – “Weh, hindi nga?”
5. Professional Heckler – “Asus…straight daw!”
6. Racer – “Nag-away nanaman kayo ng girlfriend mo noh?”
7. Legal Christian – “I used to love you too.”
8. Kresha – “If I said I loved you too, will you sleep with me?”
9. Jose de vengenge – “Don’t talk when your mouth is full.”
10. Abigiw – “I know how you feel. I too, love somebody who doesn’t love me back.”
11. Baffledginger – “Adik!”
12. Professional Heckler – “Sige nga, kung totoo, pengeng load…”
13. PJ – “Patay tayo diyan…”
14. Hanazawa Rui – “Anong aylabyu aylabyu ka diyan? Tuwad!”
15. Krispy Kreme – “Tapos ano? Magsasawa ka? Makakakita ka ng iba? Iiiwan mo ko? Hayup ka! Taksil!”
16. Justin – “The feeling isn’t mutual, bitch!”
17. Paige – “No you don’t.”
18. Martin – “But I love her…”
19. Purple – “Sori miss, Jollibee delivery po itong ni-dial niyo…”
20. Treiz – “I know, riiight?”
21. Honeylove12 – “Then why do you keep breaking my heart?”
22. Captain – “Yuck, bakla!”
23. Jake and Kiss – “Was I THAT good?”
24. Phil Trum – “Trulalu? Girl, I love you too! Apir!”

MORAL LESSON: Never say anything if you don’t mean it.